The Walk

Tender legs and tottered steps, but the guidance was strong 

'From knees to feet' , the style was changed 

Curiosity counted every feet, but none was wrong 

Many slips and a few flips, but into the cushion hands that saved 

With cricket and soccer, the legs raced, but always in pairs, 

The legs fatigued, never did sports and spirits 

Floods of bloods, a plethora of wounds but with hearts to bear 

Falls were many, but never alone, in all grounds and streets 

Cushions and grounds, not any more, it's now a chemical folklore 

Biology and math are singulars, a revelation doth 

Attendances and grades meant chants and hades, excuses galore 

As a group but with tons of memories we part 

Across the seas, away from the zone, the walk starts with a fall 

We walked the ice and the grass,  both green and white, 

Blame it on name, not once,twice or thrice but in circles, my pal, 

We searched and are still alive, with research, our futile fight. 

Fiendic parody, all this sans the by-walkers, you, 

Thanks for the comfort,the lone boon is amazing too....

----------------------------------------A Thanking Concoction.

http://manofconstantleisure.blogspot.com/

Maiden Affairs: Rhyme and Rhythm

2. Ahead of the stars:

Air and water for the body, books and internet for the mind, Dreams and tranquility for the soul.

Destiny for dreams and ethics for path.

In a series of crests and troughs, there are always some slots alloted for letups. These are actually more entertaining than either the crests or troughs. In a clash of interests, the November and December railway stations changed the track from the carnatic to the sufi world. 

Mysticism has always amazed me. Any form of mysticism and occult can make me stand agape.

Its now the Sufi turn. On the way to the Sufi destination, I bumped in to something that made me take a diversion and that is Urdu qawwalis and poetry.

This particular piece is worth sharing here...This piece of poetry is amazing and wonderfully inspiring and it comes from Allama Iqbal. The great man who we know in India for the Song, Saare Jahaan se achcha. I was sifting the sands of sufi when I came across this beautiful poetry in the form of Rahat Fateh Ali Khan's rendition and later another anonymous poetic rendition. It was so inspiring, that I have tried putting it up here, pardon my knowledge of hindi. Feel free to correct any faults in the script or in the meaning.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/r/rock_group.asp

सितारों से आगे जहां और भी हैं,

अभी इश्क के  इम्तिहान और भी हैं

तही ज़िन्दगी से नहीं ये फज़ाएँ 

यहाँ सैकड़ों कारवाँ और भी हैं

कनाट न कर आलम-ए-रंग-ओ-बू-पर

चमन और भी, आशियाँ और भी हैं

अगर खो गया एक नशेमन तो क्या गम

मक़ामात-इ-आह-ओ-फुगाँ और भी हैं

तू शाहीन है, परवाज़ है काम तेरा

तेरे सामने आसमान और भी हैं

इसी रोज़-ओ-शब् में उलज कर न रह जा

के तेरे ज़मीन-ओ-मकान और भी हैं

गए दिन की तनहा था मैं अंजुमन में

यहाँ अब मेरे राज़दान और भी हैं

The attempted translation:

Beyond the stars are yet other worlds:
There are yet more trials of love ahead!
These conditions do not exist in the void of lower life:
There are hundreds of other caravans here!
Do not be content with this world of color and scent:
There are yet other gardens; other nests!
Why grieve, if this one nest be lost?
There are yet more places for clamor and complaint!
You are the royal eagle; soaring is your pursuit:
Before you are yet other firmaments (to soar up to)!
Do not lose yourself by being enmeshed in this day and night (routine and unavoidable)
You have yet another Time (as pure Duration) and yet other spaces (to conquer)!
The days are gone when I was alone in silent gathering:
Now here I have confidants as well!

 Rahat's version:

Another poetic rendition of "Sitaron se aage":

Dishoom Dishoom

Dishoom..dishoom… does that keep echoing?

Of course, it should.  All the woods in the sub continent use the same decibels to show any sequences of disagreement resulting in physical clash between the antagonists in the movie…..in simple words, fight sequences in Indian movies…. Not any more in post Vijayakanth and Balaiyya period movies (their eye movements are enough to terrify the villains, no more fights and the best thing is everyone else is also learning and adapting themselves to such novel techs). But that sound just makes me more nostalgic.

This is the sound that used to come when the good guy and the bad guy beat the crap out of each other. The fight could be for money, land, family, pride but most of the time it is driven by estrogen and testostrene .

The punches in the movies are umpteen right from the very early days i.e., from the days of Harischandra and Alam Aara. I honor punches as the most pristine creativity of human mind. With the advent of new technologies and styles, more and more of these ingenious “dishooms” were replaced by “Punch dialogues”, each one of which is worth more, each one weighs more than many physical punches. These don’t hurt the villain any more, but you know who gets affected eventually…. 

This post is purely out of nostalgia, a tribute to TR… (But I shall try to be meaningful as far as possible...).

Bunch of Punches:

Bed over Bills:

This one is self explanatory……Graduate students (of course not the newbies)…..wake up, the first one is for you….wake up, set your bed right in the morning and don’t pay fine for late fees….

http://www.thehaystackneedleonline.com/wall-art/page/6/

Dead over Deals:

This just got over for 2010. Again, adrenalin rush for graduate students….I am proud to be in the company of $3..textiles, $7-8 ..electronics and $68..electronics. Thanks to these Richies, my friends, I am proud of you people,  Kidna, Dr.Asbestos and Single Singam.

P.S. The dots above represent units, tens and hundreds place.

Head over Heels:

KGR introduced and Thenga Chutney did the tagline work, yes Sheela ki Jawani did the magic. Although Malaika Arora was great in Dabang’s item number, Kat was oommpphh….ok….i am going to watch the song…continue in a while (11-27-2010).

OK....Let’s get back…. (11-30-2010). Let me do some justice to the post before I go back.


Mud over meals:

It’s Haiti. Food prices have soared so high in the island that Haitians are making mud cakes to neutralize the stomach acid. Will this work? And for how long, although it’s been quite some time now? Is there anyone else listening to all these or is it just Bill Clinton again….poor fellow.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1577057/Haitis-rising-food-prices-drive-poor-to-eat-mud.html

Are the Yashodas in Haiti seeing  Multiple Universes yet?

Red over reels:

I am waiting, my nerves edging. RGV stole the show in the first one. Now, its Surya’s magic to work, December 3^rd . The reels are red.

Said over Seal:

Wikileaks is letting out the documents. This is like walmart on sale….The classic dilemma…nope its trilemma….

1.      1. Low quality (authenticity)

2.       2.  Inexpensive

3.       3. Now, low quality and inexpensive stuff on sale!!!!

Are you going to buy it?  Even if you trust and buy, does it change the situation? You might want to buy another one as stephney…. It does not fit me atleast….I don’t believe in choices. I am not going all in, so I am folding.

Wed over Wheels:

Dum Dum Dum…..Congratulations … Soks, Aalwar, Abhay, Poornima…Taking the next step in to future…... 

Zed over Zeals: Absolutely meaningless….top contender for tamil movie punch dialogues….Probably when TR acts in Goutham V. Menon movie….you see, its English….”.. I love you Daddy, Shouldn’t you be carrying all your papers? Zed over Zeals…..”. And this holds the fort.  Aiiii dandanakka...danakkunakka....

Crunch of the Bunch:

Head over Heels.  (Purely for the content).

Some Tamil punches not in movies…..but enjoyed reading them ….I am sharing them here...

ni pesina adhu pechchu naan pesina adhu veechu!

(b4 fighting scene)

-cellula irukka balance-u? kupputuko unnaku ambulance-u!

(Friendship)

-Naan cigaratte-a paththa vachcha avan padhinonna vappanda!

-Ni paththa adhu looku, naan paththa adhu savukku

-Kozhi mutta potta kozhi kunju vellila varum.. Vaththu mutta potta vaththu kunju vellila varum.. Anna vaththiyar mutta potta?

-Namma friendship vengayam madhiri.. Vettiparu kannula thanni varum!

(Oru nattama election)

-Thambi theannamarathulla kachcha thaan adhu theanga! Therinjika..

Amma na horlicks pottu kudukkanum,

Police la pottu kudukka kudadhu

Confluence of the Star Power: M1

 “On a long enough time scale….”well, it does not work that way. PhD does not need a long time either. It also went that a-way now. But, for the sake of preserving science (pardon me, an engineer now) and for the rhetoric, giving the dashing first lines of the not so great follow-ups, let us once again consider Tyler Durden, “on a long enough time scale, everyone’s survival rate drops to zero”. Well, this is absolutely logical and hence true. Applying the same logic and playing with continuum of experience in which events pass from the past through present to future, simply called as tampering with time concepts, it was found that some of the impossible explanations could be worked upon with precision and accuracy and finally not ending in anything worth mentioning because time travel in reality is still bull shit.

The lulls continued to the extent that I pulled in some guests who wanted to continue to their discussion in here and contribute to the Drops of the Blue Arrow. These guests need no introduction. Each one has established a style in their field and is a maven.

                                                   http://www.allamericanpatriots.com/48746611_nasa-astronomy-picture-day-spiral-galaxies-collisi

The conversation come backs,

Sir Futon Yawn: “I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problem."

Mean Aliciaseth II.5 (with disinterest and indifference): “Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements.”

Solomon PappayyaD( very strong, not afraid at all): “I do not need the idea of God to explain the world I live in.”

Dontsay Zohan( hopefully conscious): ”As sick as it sounds, a reality show might help, actually. At least then people could get the truth.”

Cockry Bird (Excited): “I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done.”

Majid Magneticfield (Unassumingly pointing at KHi,): “I could make the whole of Manhattan disappear into that amazing butt.”

Doyenmas Bambi (With Disapproval): Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.”

Sill Windows (from the doors): Our Success has really been based on partnerships from the very beginning.”

Sailor Gift ( musical, hoping for good answer): “I love thinking about how we treat each other, and the crazy way that one person can feel one thing and another can feel totally different.”

Gown of Quack (cold and questioning): “Children say that people are hung sometimes for speaking the truth.”

Cobra Baaprey (Broad Smile): “Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.”

Cola Kahn (microphone and camera): “This is about children…..and people not giving them better choices.”

Mean Aliciaseth II.5 (authoritative): “Work is the rent you pay for the room you occupy on earth. .. Grief is the price we pay for love.”

Solomon PappayyaD (condescending): “Sometimes legends make reality, and become more useful than the facts.”

Majid Magneticfield (Enthusiasm): “I’m just waiting for people to start asking me to make rain disappear.”

Futon Yawn (Sighing): “There’s time for everyone, if only they learn, that the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.”

Gown of Quack (Valorous): “Act and God will act.”

Dontsay Zohan (still hoping the consciousness): “I’m not going to deny the fact that I tried pot. I hated it.”

Sailor Gift (feeling): “I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead of turning to drugs and alcohol.”

Doyenmas Bambi (Peace): “To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.”

Cobra Baaprey (Same): “You CAN have it all. You just can't have it all at once. Passion is energy. Feel the power that comes from focusing on what excites you.”

Sill Windows: “I believe that if you show people the problems and you show them the solutions they will be moved to act.”

Cola Kahn: “I’m excited by the complete shift in attitudes….”

Cockry Bird: “Time and money spent in helping men to do more for them is far better than mere giving.”

-------OO--------

Spicy Combinatorial of flaccid cheeks at sea

The antonym of mercury rising is not approaching very fast even in the stymied state of Ohio or I can even say, the stymied state of Akron in every sense. But stoicism does not and cannot differentiate between a blessing and a curse; not even when under the premises of handicappedness. Wait, this is the closest English word that delivers what I need to deliver and also sounds more technical!!

What has followed the slump?

The question can easily be answered even by the two headed trolls from Scandinavia. It is of course another big period of uncertainty full of hollow promises showcasing doubtful future and rendezvous with oscillating SAFETY BEACONS ;).

 PS : “The intelligence perceived in the above paragraph is presupposed and hence is preposterous”.

The tour to Asia is not something new but the route taken within Asia is what is astonishing.

                                                            http://atlanticsentinel.com/2010/11/obamas-india-visit-overlooks-geopolitics/

Years of coupling of the split-pot states and appeasing the low interest communist credit card state seems to be taking a new change. Three days in India and then …then ….it is Indonesia; there is no mention of Pakistan in the itinerary. This is probably one of the major signals of a change of strategy, or at least, a message that has the meaning, “Patience has limits”. The inability to tackle house bred global violence from Pakistan is starting to show its effect in the open now, again stressing the view that “Patience has limits”. President Obama has completed his three day tour in India and is on his way to the G20 summit in South Korea. Pakistan did not make it to the itinerary. A tour to India by any US leader in the recent past has always meant that Pakistan was in the picture too.  

I have always believed that President Obama is different at least a bit if not by leaps and bounds. I am a big fan of the orator in him although I lack the ability to comment on the politics involved. This new message is audible.  But I wish that the Indian counterparts understood the seriousness of the message delivered. It cannot be a straighter message in the global politics. Common India, make hay while the sun shines.

The wal-mart credit card dragon is also not due a visit now. Fareed Zakharia says that it’s because of the Chinese attitude towards Japan. The Senkaku island issue is fresh and is gaining momentum between the nation states and every Asian state is looking up to United States as a counter balance for China.

Although, President Obama has the record for number of meetings with the dragon counterparts, he seems to be listening to the voices of the weaker sections of the nation states and that is another reason he is climbing up the ladder at least in my favorites. Looking forward to the G20:It’s only a matter of time when we will be able to witness either the trend reversal or the trend setter.

With a homing missile, there is the usual story now, “He has looted India more than the British”. A fancy number, Rs. 1,76,379 Crores, and a statement , “People power can alone save the nation” and the talk of the nation is A. Raja, Union telecommunications minister. Politics, not just in India, but world throughout is synonymous with corruption. In India, add one more C, coalition also. The difference between the guys who get exposed and who don’t is their experience and lack of diplomacy. The more experienced and the more diplomats go through this game unscathed while the less experienced are victimized. After getting soaked for so long in this kind of game, I don’t think it is worthwhile to play petty games with politics. The government should probably legalize corruption. At least we can reduce the hullaballoo and the raucous caused due to these petty things. Instead, every authority should be measured on the quality and quantity of service that was oriented towards the betterment of the society. This is the age old strategy of cornering a mouse giving it whatever it wants. It will be too lazy to run around making it easier for the victim.  A cornered mouse never fights. I know, the antagonists are never going to accept this strategy and there will be concerns regarding the mental state when this was written. But, I bet, this is the only solution if at all every concerned individual or society is looking to solve the problem of corruption. 

The most intriguing quote is the “I want to live in peace”. Zulqarnain Haider has fled to London. Isn’t that a shame to PCB and the whole cricketing world? Instead, PCB has suspended his contract. Well, no superstitions in the cricketing world but he was born on April 23^rd!! But this issue has stolen the limelight from the cracking performance of Oberoi as Ravi in Rakhta Charitra. The first part has me long for the part 2 to see surya in action.

The story of Ravi was a good one to be made as a movie.  This is not the first movie made out of factionism. Even then, my own readings and listening to friends who all have seen the situations right, I can appreciate RGV for showing Ravi as an extremely positive character. Well, that’s how movies work. But, the movie had everything in it along with real violence.

If Ravi was perceived as a hero by some section of people, I give him the credit and honor. He had the ability to affect masses and I stand by my words for whoever is like that. We worship heroes as divine beings, as prophets, as poets, as priests, as kings, as fighters and what not.  Now we have heroes are movie stars and in this timeline, now means movies are larger than life.  More importance is given to virtual reality rather than the reality itself and it is due to the fact that people cannot accept reality because reality hurts but virtual reality does not and everybody wants a painless life.

But, pain is what spices up life. Otherwise life is nothing but feta cheese from Zeus.  Columbus, Vasco da Gama and others went around the world looking for spices and not spaces to build empires.

Everybody wishes to live in their dreams rather than living it for real. Will the situations be approached with even-mindedness rather than prejudice? This is exactly what the Wachowski brothers tried to show in their beautiful creation in which Reeves did the One.

What to do and what not has always been the eternal beauty of the deterministic nature of this chaos based world.  

http://grade12precalculus.blogspot.com/2008/04/more-permutations-and-combinations.html

With thousands of permutations and innumerous combinations that are available to every single individual, it’s the choices we make that defines us not what we want or what we talk or think. 

It’s a topsy-turvy situation that requires a bottoms-up approach in which the combinatorials are subjected to the large amount of entropy that results in the maximum Brownian motion.

The combinatorial is pretty simple without incorporating our dreams in to real life and adopting what the life has to offer. 

A Smirker who adds spice to the combinatorial and looks at the flaccid cheeks at sea is not lost but still at large with all commitment, passion and perseverance intact. 

Eigen states and Nation states

Going down the memory lane, a few days, weeks, months, years and behold, I can even say decades! , I am that old now! , the search for my very own quantum eigenvalues seems to be deep and still going deeper. The rabbit hole is deep. Grade points ran over my mind when in my first year undergrad my ultra genius math teacher was trying to solve  matrix eigen values and amazement clouded my mind when I witnessed Toby Macguire as Spiderman spontaneously spurt out eigen states of electronic levels as 1,2 and 3.

And then out of nowhere, the quantum zeno effect made me go back, look up on the practical values of these so far abstract ideas. I wonder why there are always so many complex terms for one simple idea.  

These eigen states swing back and forth and that is why history still affects us.  A quick extrapolation of the patterns of eigen values can take us Back to the Future. Rolling back and running forth, I always see among many other things, the Hanna Barbara – Fred Quimby creation, The Tom and Jerry stuff. That is the virtual extension of the quantum zeno effect. That is probably the arrow whose mass does not change. The ingenious cat-mouse rivalry was not just a cartoon for me as a kid but it was the greatest source of entertainment in the days when there was no cricket on TV or when it was raining outside the house.

Running forth, I see that even if that kind of rivalry is by birth yet it gets manipulated when there is a common enemy to fight, Spike or the rivalry is bent on manipulating spike. I am starting to have doubts whether, cats, mice and dogs have such abilities. However, this is the essence on which human brain works. This is exactly the way the nation states are being run today.

The recent comments by British Prime Minister David Cameron and US Sec. of State Hillary Clinton have sparked enough fire and strained their relationships with Pakistan. The double game played by Pakistan on the Afghan Taliban front is slowly being spelt by the so called strong allies of Pakistan.

With one hand, Pakistan has been receiving billions of dollars from the US for fighting the Taliban while with the other hand; it has been protecting the Al-Qaeda leaders.  However, the real motives of the nation as a whole are not clearly evident: Is it for placating/ satisfying all sides or the indecisiveness on which side to choose and stay. For a nation so big and running high on a stubborn stand against India, these cannot be true. That leaves us only with one option: The Double Game.  With the recent comments from its close and strong western allies and the hue and cry from the Taliban about how their trusty neighbors are playing double game with them, it is not really far when everyone will be able to see the snake under cow skin.

After all this, what matters is what you choose to see and what you do when find out the reality. Ignoring the imminent reality only makes the future real worse. 

The experts in playing the double game don’t go a long way because that is a very short phenomenon.  There is no eigen value because, not only the magnitude but the direction of the vector also changes. Only as long as they can run their truck on the back of their innocent and naïve allies, the double gamers can continue to cherish and only as long as the pain does not start to show its effect or as long as the allies choose to ignore the nature of the double game. The already unsteady nation of Afghanistan and the powerful countries like the US and UK could affect the weak nation in any way they want because the former has nothing to lose and the later are too strong to lose anything.

India however has its own share of troubles with each political party playing the cat and mouse game to get the vote banks.  A, B, C are the central parties and D, E, F are regional parties. Each central party chooses a regional ally. However, A and B are allies in one state and arch rivals in the next. The parties are running very low in ideals. Opportunism, nepotism, manipulation are running high. 

There are plenty of ways the double gamers play it in India because they have lots of host reasons to cling and multiply: Languages, cultures, castes, resources, religions, poverty, education, loads of superstition, a lot of innocence and guilelessness and what not.

The only big common factor in India is Hinduism. But this is vast and anything that does not come under the premise of any organized religion falls under Hinduism. The wingers of Hinduism forget the beauty of the religion as a whole and try to thrust it on others when they themselves cannot make out what the religion and its tenets stand for. To be very practical, it became a religion in the very recent past and religion is a misnomer. It is just a way of living. 

Every religion I come across is just too beautiful. All these religions amaze me. The time and situation at which these religions emerged and the shape they have taken now, the metamorphosis that they have gone through just shakes my mind.  The beautiful minds behind these religions are a constant source of admiration and inspiration for me.  We should appreciate the religions because I strongly believe that they are results of the creative energy and brilliance of human minds.  They should be preserved in museums and the concoction must be studied and then later put to practice after the removal of rogue elements which are the results of time.  

Advaita attracts me now.  तत् त्वं असि II

Atleast now!! That relates to pretty much the quanta itself.

Shankara’s philosophy to explain Mahendra seems to make sense now for me but I do not know for how long. But Mahendra’s captaincy doesn’t seem to get any better result for the most inconsistent cricket team. A loss by 200 and their counterparts loosing in a similar way against England doesn’t come as a surprise. When God does not play for the nation, the nation sinks. But for how long can he play?

The quote I enjoyed recently, “Reducing the number of atheists in India since 1989: Sachin Tendulkar”. This guy will replace the “Arrow” as the explanation for the quantum zeno effect, over a long enough period on a macroscopic level………..hmmmmmmm…….

Saving National Pride and City Names

What was exactly happening in the last month and a half was truly a spectacle that held the various parts of the subcontinent together, everything was together but billions of jaws were apart after the debacle  that followed the spectacle. Well, who did what matters but only when the “why” question has not been answered. If there was nepotism and bigotry, who gives a s**t. The whole nation still runs and not without these wheels.
Does it matter whether you have food, clothes or moral……………? The first two are essentials for those below poverty line.

The last one………..well, what is that word? I have been hearing lots of such prehistoric words like moral, ethics etc., the petromax light wonders how people still use these words when they truly don’t understand what they are? Values were lost long time back but these meaningless words show up at times……..  My best guess is that…….In some days, the music directors of India……OK I will be more specific……ARR, HJ, YSR might even replace their catch words like “omagasiya, randaka……etc" with these words.

But BCCI should not really cast the third eye on Lalit Modi’s scams in IPL. He did not smuggle cocaine, neither did he kidnap nor did he murder anybody. Was there any blood involved? What he did was nothing different from what is happening in the country or for that matter anywhere else. Lalit Modi acted naïve in the wake of all the excitement he carried with the IPL. He missed out on just one disclaimer. And that would be advice to Chirayu Amin. Mr.Amin, you are acting like any successor whose predecessor got his ass kicked. You might even be the “good guy” but a suggestion from the petromax can prevent the same happening to you……put a one liner disclaimer,

                               “Nothing different was done and nobody was harmed in the making of IPL #”.

Hangaroo fans and makers please don’t ask for copyrights…!!

Well Swami Everyday Bliss (Nithyananda) will surely give his blessings (*#$!?) to Lalit Modi for taking over the limelight from him but can you imagine how Lalit is going to repay his services to “wish for everything” philosopher from Bengalooru!!!!!

I was also wondering why the name was changed to Bengalooru from Banglore……After this Swami incident, petromaxlight really understood why. Guys…..u know why…….?

One more reason that  petromaxlight was convinced was that the Kannadigas were really getting pumped with the Telangana-Andhra Issue. So, when they sat down in the tables to decide the names for their split state, each of them wanted a part of the then Banglore.  It’s reasonable and sounds logical…..Anybody will ask for such a split. It’s a booming and happening city. But the problem came again with none of them wanting to change the split names…….LOL……..it surely will not go down with domestic households. The residents of the each part of the city………..I am from B_ _ _!? Or

I am from W_ _ _ _!? It sounds ridiculously funny. Now you know why Bengalooru!!!

Indians are always very hypocritical. I think this runs in our blood. We don’t do our part to savor our tradition but we find mistake with anyone who does so to save our national pride. We call them traitors.

Well, Sania Mirza got married to Shoaib Malik. One other thing is, we fall in love with Veer Zhara movies and we appreciate the movie but in reality it is hard for us accept the trans-border romance. I think there are very few who can understand such instant romances. I am one of them. It is because we don’t ever think out of the box. It is because we are retarded with an idea called conservatism: afraid of changes.  Well, getting back to saving tradition and national pride: Sania-Shoaib got married. It is a part of Indian tradition that the Bride should take with her some gifts or money along with her to in-laws house. I am sure Sania’ parents would have done their part. But this is not an ordinary household switching; it’s a matter of national pride and tradition. India as a nation had to give Sania, something big to take to her in-laws house. That’s where India failed and Madhuri Gupta succeeded.  One woman helping other savors the moments.

Well, Immigrants who don’t have a job yet….consider yourself lucky. The Immigrants from different parts of the world should seriously start thinking about stopping to rip of the jobs out of America’s bosom. Once you do that, the jobless natives will be allowed choose whatever job they want from the given up jobs. You know, what is going to happen otherwise…….the natives are going to India. Then the Navi population has to fight with their heroes. Imagine that. If you can’t petromaxlight can give you a metaphor: its like an UFC champion dating a porn star. This is not my imagination but the top sports news in google when jenna jameson was abused by her UFC beau Tito Ortiz. It was listed under, “Sports” by google……LOL…………………..

PML need a survey on behalf of its Iranian readers and friends, how many of you felt the earthquake on Monday?

As usual, Master’s master piece Behne De is soul drenching. Some people never stop creating magic, Sachin , ARR,…….got no words……..it is just an overwhelming feeling. One catch word, COMMITMENT.

Dont miss out on the song......its a magical lyrics of Gulzar, mesmerizing ARR and melting voice of KARTHIK.

Whatever……….Oh yeah…….CSK baby…………….

Destination Tesseracts.......

While Akshay kumar and Kareena kapoor have bagged  the worst actor award and Lara is buying DVDs of sachin to teach his son, the trip to the land of tesseracts is all set……

The trip to the land of Tesseracts

The phenomenon is psychological but still there is a dynamic chaos, perturbation and pseudo rule. May be it’s just a butterfly flapping its wings or a sound of an elephant drinking water, they both are known to cause EVENTS.

Well, stab Socrates at 479 B.C, that kills all that the brain keeps looking for ………REASONING.

Or just keep waiting for the wrongly defined voice or the extra dimensional hand to support you from the land of tesseracts.

All this happened when the heavens opened and the divine aura fell upon a bunch of blessed people. Each god chose his own medium to communicate with the lesser ones. These blessed people are the few privileged ones and the lesser people are the many unfortunate ones.  God always wants a medium to delegate his work. Why?

God is too busy. Oh hell yeah, but why?

A recent whining from a close bud which is still budding; 

“Busy with what? Creating more people and increasing the population?  Why does he create more when he cannot manage what he already created? If he is too busy to listen to his creations, how can he be satisfied with what he has done so far? May be he is not a perfectionist. May be he is all intent on the quantity and not quality and quality incarnates because of imperfections or defects in creation.”

For Grad folks:

The standard variation between the systolic and diastolic increased and the error bar was big.

 My advisor, like any other day will ask me to repeat the experiment because there is no statistical significance.

But I am just going to explain to him, some experiments are hardly reproducible.

For VTV fans, “It’s more like a one way ticket to ‘Art Brake Cheaty’ ”

That explains it all.

What is a cult?  A religion that is as weird as any other organized and primal religions with well built premises, the only difference being lack of followers.  Another trivial difference is that it either tries to borrow the more cryptic language from the old religions or otherwise its premises are in an easily understandable language making it easy for the skeptics to drill deeper holes.

The world has now and then seen the rise and fall of several such cults.

The Game.

There are enough people in this world who are weak and always in need of some kind of support: monetary, mental, physical, emotional etc. And there are even more people who are ready to exploit these weaklings in the name of aiding support to them at the time of their need.  These people are good at playing mind games and tricking people to believe that they are the next coming of their savior.

The Raelians from France in the 1970s, the Cargo cults with wooden guns, Colonia Dignidad, the order of the solar temple started by Luc Jouret, Heavens Gate which led to suicide missions and many others are classic and best examples of the cults that made some serious news.

The  Aum Shinrikyo, which is a Pot-pourri of the destructive beliefs of various religions released the Sarin gas in Tokyo which proved lethal then.

India has its own contributions.

First bioterrorist attack on USA.  Popularly called as Bhagwan Rajneesh and well known for giving amazing definition for the “F” word was the proponent of this cult and the attack. 

There is no dearth for God-men in India. Time and again people in India have fallen for many such impostors. There was the famous Premananda scandal in the last decade or two. There are such reports even about more authentic and organized Swamis who have millions of followers. In news recently, for his extremely lascivious and obscene video with a famous actress, a Swami called Nithyananda tries to justify his actions based on his trance state, services of a devotee and technology.

What bamboozles me is, the 33 year old saint or rather call him a taint needs an oil massage from an actress. This is a fact that both the people in the video accepted. He talks to the media without a bit of shame and tries to defend himself and justify the acts while blaming the media for using the technology to defame him. The two people involved are justifying their action as if it were like something very common.

Another fact which does not look very obvious is the clarity of the camera that was planted in the taint’s room. Times are changing………The video was very clear and it proved more than what it was meant for.

One more thing that shocked me was the state of mind of the people back home. The shit was shown on a very popular television with no blurring or graining. Why the hell would a movie need to go through a censor board if such things can be broadcasted without any contempt?  And where are the ethics of the people who are watching these? Where are the people who cried foul for Kamal Hasan’s on-screen realities or sania mirza’s short skirt or to put it in a better way…..where are the politicians?

For the tainted swami, his followers have to take their decision. There is no other justice I can see from my level of wisdom. But for the Satellite channel that brought forth the video with no intention of blurring the images, there should be some kind of legislation to restrict their rights.

The Guillotine.

Waiting for voices and hands from the world of tesseract is an excuse and an attempt to escape the guillotine when we can only imagine the shadow of the tesseract.   I am not very good at waiting games, but I am good at taking initiatives, first at anything, striving to be the best……….let the voices and hands show up with time dilation but I am leaving the shadow behind and my trip to the land of tesseract has begun…………..

Interesting reads:

My god cannot be The God:

http://desicritics.org/2010/01/28/143119.php

Sex scandals: a bad week for India's 'godmen':

http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-world/sex-scandals-a-bad-week-for-indias-godmen-20100307-pqcn.html

A roar from the abyss..

Belief, faith, trust, hope, call it by any name, but when it is shattered, the undulating feeling that is  bringing you down like a great white devouring you in the middle of deluge is beyond description.  No one ever wants to take life seriously only because everybody is afraid of failures. The result is no one even makes an attempt to dowhat their heart wants. 

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 The fear for failure and pain and the innate Indian mind and nature of being contended with what is at hand always makes us the fully fledged laggard. A Scrat, a smilodon, a mammoth and a sloth have so far entertained us in three parts. I do not know how many of us who actually watched the movie ever realized the importance and the seriousness of the message that was intended in the form of cartoons. If there is one reality that struck me real hard in the continuous process called realization, that is, the proponents of “I want to live this moment, I do not worry about past or future” are such hypocrites that they are the progenitors of all problems.

X in 2000, +2 in 2002, +4 in 2006, and +4 in 2010 (positively). 2010 is still taking me somewhere but all my life I have always prepared myself for future.  And now……..I am working to produce a fuel that will replace the fossil fuels. Reason: Future use.  All the way, the past and future governs everything in present. Past frames your mind for future and together these two govern the present.

Despite being declared as the national animal of India and even after the launch of Project Tiger, their number is dwindling. Ignoring the past about the tigers and avoiding the future of tigers have leaded us to the number 1411. I am not going to bring down the statistics on how many tigers are alive or the demographics of their distribution or the history of their extinction.  There is overwhelming information available in the internet. 

Personally, (this is not an attention grabbing or a time profiling statement but) Tiger is my favorite. The grace, elegance and the killer instinct have always attracted me. And more importantly, Tiger is not a social animal, a loner. It does not live in groups. It defines its territory. It is a very shy animal. The territorial claim of the tigers is very large compared to other animals.

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  Most of us would have grown up seeing Kipling’s Sher Khan in DoorDarshan when we were kids.

 The next stage had us read Stockton’s “The Lady or the Tiger" in probably 7^th standard (vague memories) and the brilliant poetry by Blake, Tyger.  The Bengal Tiger also plays an important role in the booker prize winning “Life of Pi”. The tiger is the next main character in the book after Pi Patel.  Being brought up in a conservative, ultra right orthodox family, I witnessed the tigers in the wall hanging photos, roaring behind goddess Durga and Lord Ayyappa. Only with Ayyappa you find an ambush of tigers and not anywhere else.

Personally, I declare myself the greatest fan of Calvin and Hobbes among the million others.  

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There are many who choose tiger to represent their creations and products (I am not encouraging separatism, west or south). There is no other animal that has affected me so much. The only other animal I admire is a horse.

But, at this juncture we are as helpless just like the tigers to save them from extinction.

The different reasons that can be attributed to decreasing tiger population:

Poaching.

Poaching is being cited as the reason for the large decrease in tiger population.  The tigers were being poached for their skin because people looked for beauty in the striped rugs, wall hangings and fur coats. Though these are banned nowadays, there are weirder reasons they are being hunted down for.  They are being hunted down for medicinal reasons in many parts of Asia. Tiger bone apparently seems to have medicinal values and this business brings a lot of revenues for the economies involved.

Habitat loss.

Population of India increased by millions and there is need for space for so many people to make a living. Bangladesh is also a densely populated country. Also, the population of Vietnam doubled. All these are the natural places abounding in tiger habitat. The destruction of their habitat eventually does not give enough room for their free movement.

Also as the tiger roams outside its boundaries (set by humans), it is shot dead in cities or poisoned in villages as it is a potential threat.

Habitat loss also occurs in India due to monsoon rains and flooding in sunderbans.

The absence of strict laws and the abundance of corrupt officials, like in any other case have also contributed to failure of any projects or movements aimed at protecting these beautiful creatures.

The media, in the most malignant form in India does not do a lot in this issue other than occasional articles on social columns. There are ads on some of them without any motive and it is just like the obituary column mourning for the death of Tigers without any fruitful action.

Well, the media might be waiting for one of the Khans to shoot a tiger. I am sure then,

Tiger will be reinstated as the National animal atleast in words.

The off shoots -on shoots, separatists-unionists, right wing-left wing and even the wingless, all these don’t ever want to tread this path. Blue cross is intent on cringing about just horses and bulls’ getting hurt in movies but no one is seeking a solution to the problem of dwindling tiger population.

Well, nothing that is labeled as national was/is ever looked upon with pride

What is a Lotus? A KG kid might as well start answering that Lotus is an extinct flower whose designs can be seen in old buildings as concrete.

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Other than that, now, it can at times be seen in swarms and stagnant ditches.

Let us come to the prime example, hockey. What fraction of Indians follow hockey? And how many, in action and not in words appreciate the game? I am not answering that.

My suggestion would be to remove the label. Tiger is not our national animal anymore. Let donkey be the national animal. I was reading somewhere recently, how talented the donkey is. Or let us put the burden of national animal on goats or dogs. They are everywhere in India. Why Tiger, if we are doing nothing to protect them?

On a more serious note, with the present scenario and keeping the future in mind (it is going to get worse), Tigers cannot make it in wild or in sanctuaries. Tigers can be protected only in captivity. With the big stick in our hands, we humans can mimic their habitat inside a cage……a big may one may be. Captive breeding is probably the answer holding the key to Tiger’s survival. Someone has to pay the penalty for what has happened till now.

If I am allowed to make a choice, I would pay the penalty myself rather than asking the others, tigers to pay for it.