Saving National Pride and City Names

What was exactly happening in the last month and a half was truly a spectacle that held the various parts of the subcontinent together, everything was together but billions of jaws were apart after the debacle  that followed the spectacle. Well, who did what matters but only when the “why” question has not been answered. If there was nepotism and bigotry, who gives a s**t. The whole nation still runs and not without these wheels.
Does it matter whether you have food, clothes or moral……………? The first two are essentials for those below poverty line.

The last one………..well, what is that word? I have been hearing lots of such prehistoric words like moral, ethics etc., the petromax light wonders how people still use these words when they truly don’t understand what they are? Values were lost long time back but these meaningless words show up at times……..  My best guess is that…….In some days, the music directors of India……OK I will be more specific……ARR, HJ, YSR might even replace their catch words like “omagasiya, randaka……etc" with these words.

But BCCI should not really cast the third eye on Lalit Modi’s scams in IPL. He did not smuggle cocaine, neither did he kidnap nor did he murder anybody. Was there any blood involved? What he did was nothing different from what is happening in the country or for that matter anywhere else. Lalit Modi acted naïve in the wake of all the excitement he carried with the IPL. He missed out on just one disclaimer. And that would be advice to Chirayu Amin. Mr.Amin, you are acting like any successor whose predecessor got his ass kicked. You might even be the “good guy” but a suggestion from the petromax can prevent the same happening to you……put a one liner disclaimer,

                               “Nothing different was done and nobody was harmed in the making of IPL #”.

Hangaroo fans and makers please don’t ask for copyrights…!!

Well Swami Everyday Bliss (Nithyananda) will surely give his blessings (*#$!?) to Lalit Modi for taking over the limelight from him but can you imagine how Lalit is going to repay his services to “wish for everything” philosopher from Bengalooru!!!!!

I was also wondering why the name was changed to Bengalooru from Banglore……After this Swami incident, petromaxlight really understood why. Guys…..u know why…….?

One more reason that  petromaxlight was convinced was that the Kannadigas were really getting pumped with the Telangana-Andhra Issue. So, when they sat down in the tables to decide the names for their split state, each of them wanted a part of the then Banglore.  It’s reasonable and sounds logical…..Anybody will ask for such a split. It’s a booming and happening city. But the problem came again with none of them wanting to change the split names…….LOL……..it surely will not go down with domestic households. The residents of the each part of the city………..I am from B_ _ _!? Or

I am from W_ _ _ _!? It sounds ridiculously funny. Now you know why Bengalooru!!!

Indians are always very hypocritical. I think this runs in our blood. We don’t do our part to savor our tradition but we find mistake with anyone who does so to save our national pride. We call them traitors.

Well, Sania Mirza got married to Shoaib Malik. One other thing is, we fall in love with Veer Zhara movies and we appreciate the movie but in reality it is hard for us accept the trans-border romance. I think there are very few who can understand such instant romances. I am one of them. It is because we don’t ever think out of the box. It is because we are retarded with an idea called conservatism: afraid of changes.  Well, getting back to saving tradition and national pride: Sania-Shoaib got married. It is a part of Indian tradition that the Bride should take with her some gifts or money along with her to in-laws house. I am sure Sania’ parents would have done their part. But this is not an ordinary household switching; it’s a matter of national pride and tradition. India as a nation had to give Sania, something big to take to her in-laws house. That’s where India failed and Madhuri Gupta succeeded.  One woman helping other savors the moments.

Well, Immigrants who don’t have a job yet….consider yourself lucky. The Immigrants from different parts of the world should seriously start thinking about stopping to rip of the jobs out of America’s bosom. Once you do that, the jobless natives will be allowed choose whatever job they want from the given up jobs. You know, what is going to happen otherwise…….the natives are going to India. Then the Navi population has to fight with their heroes. Imagine that. If you can’t petromaxlight can give you a metaphor: its like an UFC champion dating a porn star. This is not my imagination but the top sports news in google when jenna jameson was abused by her UFC beau Tito Ortiz. It was listed under, “Sports” by google……LOL…………………..

PML need a survey on behalf of its Iranian readers and friends, how many of you felt the earthquake on Monday?

As usual, Master’s master piece Behne De is soul drenching. Some people never stop creating magic, Sachin , ARR,…….got no words……..it is just an overwhelming feeling. One catch word, COMMITMENT.

Dont miss out on the song......its a magical lyrics of Gulzar, mesmerizing ARR and melting voice of KARTHIK.

Whatever……….Oh yeah…….CSK baby…………….